The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...