Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...