Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!