Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....