Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...