Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...