Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...