Twas the night before crisis
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Confucious say
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Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
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Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.