Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...