Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...