Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...