Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...