The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!