Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...