Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...