User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
The Cowboy excuses
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Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
What food best describes a man?
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If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
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