The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.