In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...