My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...