Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...