What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...