George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...