Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!