Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...