The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...