Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
The Letter D Pulls Out
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You might be an ENGINEER if…
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Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
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Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.