Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...