Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...