Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...