I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...