What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!