ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...