Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...