Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...