The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...