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On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
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|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Insult Collection #11
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I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...