How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...