A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...