Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....