We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Do you know me?
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Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...