Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...