An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...