Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!