A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...