Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...