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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Yo mama is so lazy
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Shift Key FAQ
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Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
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