Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...