Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!