I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...