Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...